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MARRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY. Thank you everyone who called and wished me Merry Christmas... I mean... I got 16 text messages alone.... Never felt so loved in my life... Then I realize Christmas is best when it's on "Free Weekend Minutes* You can call everybody, you can RECIEVE call from everybody... really makes it feel like the holidays you know....

I think cell phones should have a free Night, Weekends and HOLIDAYS plan... Cuz it's just too many ppl to call to wish Merry Christmas or Happy new year on a monday... and Holiday's like a weekend cuz you don't work...

Anywho, I hope everyone had a great holiday and at least pray and give Jesus a hollar to thank him, AT THE LEAST, for being born no matter what religion you are because there ain't no CHRISTmas without our CHRIST   

CAN I GET AN AMEN?

This joke is hilarious.

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect
courtship, they had a perfect wedding.

Their life together was, of course, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their
perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of
the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to
disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded
Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along
delivering the toys.

Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple;
and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.

Question: Who was the survivor?

Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in
the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such
thing as a perfect man.


**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke. Men keep
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So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been
driving. This explains why there was a car accident.

Men keep scrolling....












































If you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates another point:
Women never listen.




HOW TRUE HOW TRUE IT IS

BANANA MILK.... NOT JUST ANY BANANA MILK but those ones from Korea... the ones that just came in... $27 for a box of thirty delicious, succulent, unimaginably tantilizing banana milk... $27.00... a small price to pay for such sinful pleasure...

I went to Ralphs today... I bought... let me check my receipt... 4 bottles of water, 3 boxes of Capri Sun, 1lb of ground beef, some seasoned Ralphs drumsticks, a loaf of wheat potato bread, sloppy joe sauce, and some other stuff... came out to $29.25... just $2.25 dollars more than a box of the Korean banana milk...

And I now realize what a rip off that is... it's just milk... very good milk... but it ain't worth $27.00... you know what I have to do for $27? .... this just ain't right....

Everytime I go work out, I realize how unfair life is. I'm running and puffing on the tredmill or the eliptical machine for 10 to 15 minutes and realize i burned about 170 calories... 170.... that's a big ass number. Then I come home and I get a glass of juice and I look at the lable... "110 calories per serving"   that's almost 2/3 of what i did on the eliptical machine... that 10, 15 minutes is a waste.... I know some ya'll are in shape and 10, 15 minutes like a lap, but it's a journey for me. I mean.. i could run for like 30 minutes and i drink 3 cups of juice and that pretty much sums up my workout... This is not fair. There should be some better equation to all this mess...